Hitchhiker's Guide to Religion

Conspiracy #8

Bloodline of Jesus

Evidence
Unknown
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Evidence: 1 (No evidence / Proven hoax)

ClaimReality
Jesus married Mary Magdalene and had childrenNo historical evidence. First appears in Gnostic texts (Gospel of Philip) as metaphor, not genealogy
The Merovingian dynasty descends from JesusBased on Holy Blood, Holy Grail (1982) by Baigent, Leigh, Lincoln. Central source: the “Dossiers Secrets” in the Bibliotheque Nationale
The Priory of Sion guards the bloodlinePROVEN HOAX: Pierre Plantard confessed under oath (1993) that he fabricated the Priory of Sion and planted the “Dossiers Secrets” in the library in the 1960s. He admitted the entire thing was a fraud
Dan Brown’s The Da Vinci CodeFiction explicitly based on Holy Blood, Holy Grail. Brown was sued by Baigent and Leigh (they lost). The novel popularized a debunked theory as if it were suppressed history

The Priory of Sion is the only major conspiracy theory where the creator confessed to making it up in court. Everything downstream — Merovingian bloodline, Leonardo Da Vinci codes, secret guardians — collapses with Plantard’s admission.