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Balaam

The Prophet-For-Hire

Biblical Divination, prophecy, corruption, talking animals Late Bronze Age — c. 13th century BCE (Exodus/wilderness period); independently attested: the Deir ʿAllā inscription (~800 BCE) preserves an extra-biblical "Vision of Balaam son of Beor" on plaster — making him one of the few named biblical prophets confirmed in archaeology Pethor (on the Euphrates, northern Mesopotamia); the plains of Moab; Mount Peor
Portrait of Balaam
Portrait of Balaam
Rank Pagan Prophet / Seer
Domain Divination, prophecy, corruption, talking animals
Period Late Bronze Age — c. 13th century BCE (Exodus/wilderness period); independently attested: the Deir ʿAllā inscription (~800 BCE) preserves an extra-biblical "Vision of Balaam son of Beor" on plaster — making him one of the few named biblical prophets confirmed in archaeology
Alignment Neutral → Adversary
Power RARE 58

Attributes

ATK
30
DEF
35
SPR
65
SPD
35
INT
75
CHA
91
WIS
93
END
43

Combat Profile

ATK DEF SPR SPD INT CHA WIS END
Special Move

Curse Reversal

Balaam inverts blessings into curses or curses into blessings, bending divine will through corrupted prophecy.

Passive

Unwilling Seer

Balaam's visions compel truth-speaking despite his intentions, forcing accurate prophecy that often contradicts his desires.

Weakness

Greed; couldn't resist payment even from God's enemies

Balaam’s donkey saw the angel before Balaam did — humiliating the “seer” who couldn’t see. Three times Balak set up altars for cursing; three times Balaam blessed Israel instead. His fourth oracle includes the “Star” prophecy: “A star will come out of Jacob; a scepter will rise out of Israel” (Num 24:17) — one of the clearest messianic prophecies in the Torah, and it came from a pagan. But Balaam’s legacy is poisoned: he later advised Moab to send women to seduce Israelite men into idolatry (Num 31:16), triggering the plague that killed 24,000. The NT uses “the way of Balaam” as shorthand for prophets corrupted by money (2 Pet 2:15; Jude 1:11). The Goetia demon Balam derives from his name.

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Primary Source

Numbers 22-24, 31:16; 2 Peter 2:15; Jude 1:11; Revelation 2:14

Late Bronze Age — c. 13th century BCE (Exodus/wilderness period); independently attested: the Deir ʿAllā inscription (~800 BCE) preserves an extra-biblical "Vision of Balaam son of Beor" on plaster — making him one of the few named biblical prophets confirmed in archaeology — See in timeline
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