Hitchhiker's Guide to Religion
Biblical tradition
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Aaron

The First High Priest

Priesthood, intercession, speech, mediation

Abel

The First Martyr

Shepherding, acceptable sacrifice, innocent blood
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Balaam

The Prophet-For-Hire

Divination, prophecy, corruption, talking animals

Cain

The First Murderer

Agriculture, jealousy, violence, exile
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Caleb

The Faithful Spy

Faith, courage, endurance, the long obedience
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Enoch

The One Who Never Died

Walking with God, prophecy, translation to heaven
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Ezra

The Scribe Who Rebuilt the Law

Scripture, law, reform, national repentance
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Figures from the Fringe

Suffering, patience, theodicy, restoration

Haman

The Architect of Genocide

Political intrigue, antisemitism, poetic justice

Herod Agrippa I

The King Eaten by Worms

Political power, persecution, divine judgment
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Herod the Great

The King Who Killed the Children

Political intrigue, construction, paranoia, massacre
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Job

The Sufferer

Suffering, theodicy, endurance, the unanswerable question
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John the Baptist

The Forerunner

Repentance, baptism, wilderness preaching, prophetic confrontation
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Judges & Warriors

Unconventional warfare, faith through weakness

Lazarus

The Man Who Died Twice

Death, resurrection, the power of Jesus over the grave
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Maccabean Heroes

Zeal, revolution, priestly authority
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Melchizedek

The Priest-King Without Origin

Priesthood, kingship, bread and wine, eternity

More Heroes

Betrayal, greed, despair
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More Kings

Reform, Torah recovery, righteousness
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More New Testament Figures

Repentance, baptism, confrontation, preparation
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More NT Figures

Commerce, hospitality, faith, patronage

More OT Figures

Rebellion, ambition, earth-swallowing judgment

More Patriarchs & Matriarchs

Obedience, sacrifice, continuity
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More Prophets

Miracles, healing, warfare, resurrection
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Nebuchadnezzar

The King Who Became a Beast

Conquest, empire, pride, madness, repentance
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Nehemiah

The Builder

Leadership, construction, defense, prayer-under-fire
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New Testament Figures

Love, mysticism, apocalyptic vision

Old Testament Villains & Antiheroes

Necromancy, divination
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Patriarchs & Matriarchs

Wisdom, judgment, architecture, demonology (Testament tradition)

Pontius Pilate

The Man Who Washed His Hands

Political authority, moral cowardice, judgment, hand-washing
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Priests, Judges & Servants

Warfare, vows, tragedy
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Prophets

Messianic prophecy, holiness, political counsel
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Stephen

The First Martyr

Preaching, miracles, theological argument, martyrdom
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Villains & Adversaries (Human)

Hunting, empire, rebellion against God