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Herod the Great

The King Who Killed the Children

Biblical Political intrigue, construction, paranoia, massacre Ruled Judea 37–4 BCE (King under Rome); the NT birth narratives place Jesus' birth near the end of his reign Judea, Samaria, Galilee (all under his domain); Idumea (his ancestral region)
Portrait of Herod the Great
Portrait of Herod the Great
Rank King of Judea (37-4 BC)
Domain Political intrigue, construction, paranoia, massacre
Period Ruled Judea 37–4 BCE (King under Rome); the NT birth narratives place Jesus' birth near the end of his reign
Alignment Adversary
Power RARE 58

Attributes

ATK
78
DEF
72
SPR
5
SPD
55
INT
82
CHA
54
WIS
47
END
74

Combat Profile

ATK DEF SPR SPD INT CHA WIS END
Special Move

Massacre of the Innocents

unleash devastating retaliatory strikes against perceived threats, eliminating entire populations to ensure no rival can challenge your rule.

Passive

Paranoid Tyranny

all enemies take increased damage when they are outnumbered or isolated, as your fear-driven madness warps the battlefield around you.

Weakness

Paranoia; murdered his own wife (Mariamne) and three of his sons

Augustus Caesar allegedly quipped: “It is better to be Herod’s pig than Herod’s son” (a pun: hus = pig, huios = son in Greek — Herod, as a nominal Jew, wouldn’t eat pork but would kill his children). He was a brilliant builder: the Temple expansion, Masada, Caesarea Maritima, Herodium. But he was consumed by paranoia. He executed his wife Mariamne, her mother, and three of his own sons. The Massacre of the Innocents (Matt 2:16-18) fits his character perfectly — though it’s recorded only in Matthew, not in Josephus. He died of a gruesome disease (~4 BC) and ordered that prominent Jews be executed at his death so the nation would mourn (the order was not carried out). The Holy Family’s flight to Egypt was to escape him.


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Primary Source

Matthew 2:1-18; Josephus, *Antiquities of the Jews*

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