Hitchhiker's Guide to Religion
Biblical

New Testament Figures

Biblical Love, mysticism, apocalyptic vision
Portrait of New Testament Figures
Attribute Value
Combat
ATK 35
DEF 85
SPR 95
SPD 45
INT 90
Rank Apostle / Seer / Theologian
Domain Love, mysticism, apocalyptic vision
Alignment Holy
Weakness Ambition (asked to sit at Jesus' right hand -- Mark 10:37)
Key Act Leaned on Jesus' chest at the Last Supper; stood at the cross; took care of Mary; wrote the Gospel of John, 1-3 John; received and wrote the Book of Revelation on Patmos (~95 AD)
Source Gospel of John; 1-3 John; Revelation

The stat problem: If Jesus is God incarnate (Christian/Catholic view), his stats are infinite and the scale breaks. The stats above represent his narrative feats as recorded in Scripture. Theologically, he transcends the bestiary entirely.

Six perspectives: Christian = God incarnate, second person of Trinity. Catholic = same + high priest, Eucharistic presence. Jewish = a teacher/prophet, NOT the Messiah. Masonic = great moral teacher (not addressed as divine). Esoteric = an avatar of the Christ-consciousness / the Piscean Aion. Black Church = liberator, the God who identifies with the oppressed.


Catholic vs. Protestant divide: Catholics venerate Mary as Queen of Heaven, Immaculate Conception, perpetual virgin, bodily assumed into heaven. Protestants honor her as the mother of Jesus but reject veneration, perpetual virginity, and bodily assumption. This is one of the sharpest divides in Christianity.





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