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Laozi (Lao Tzu)

Author of the Tao Te Ching

Taoist Wisdom, paradox, the Way, non-action, the unknowable Traditional dates ~6th century BCE; the *Tao Te Ching* text dated by scholars to ~4th-3rd century BCE; deification as Taishang Laojun from Han dynasty (2nd century BCE onward); continuously venerated to present Pan-Chinese; pilgrimage focus at Louguan Tai (Shaanxi) and Wudang Mountain (Hubei); Qingcheng Mountain (Sichuan) also a Laozi cult site; revered globally wherever the *Tao Te Ching* is read
Portrait of Laozi (Lao Tzu)
Portrait of Laozi (Lao Tzu)
Rank Sage / Philosopher / Deified Ancestor of Taoism
Domain Wisdom, paradox, the Way, non-action, the unknowable
Period Traditional dates ~6th century BCE; the *Tao Te Ching* text dated by scholars to ~4th-3rd century BCE; deification as Taishang Laojun from Han dynasty (2nd century BCE onward); continuously venerated to present
Alignment Taoist Sacred
Power LEGENDARY 77

Attributes

ATK
10
DEF
95
SPR
100
SPD
30
INT
100
CHA
99
WIS
99
END
85

Combat Profile

ATK DEF SPR SPD INT CHA WIS END
Special Move

Wu Wei

By embracing non-action and paradox, Laozi nullifies all direct opposition and causes enemies to exhaust themselves against their own momentum.

Passive

The Unknowable Way

Laozi's true nature remains inscrutable; attacks against him have diminished accuracy and he cannot be fully comprehended by divination or prediction.

Weakness

May not have existed. The historical evidence for Laozi is thin enough that some scholars consider him a composite figure or pure legend. This is, of course, the most Taoist possible weakness: the founder of the tradition that says "the Tao that can be named is not the eternal Tao" may himself be unnameable

“The Tao that can be spoken is not the eternal Tao. The name that can be named is not the eternal name.”

Lore: Laozi (“Old Master” or “Old Child” — even his name is paradoxical) is the legendary founder of Taoism and the attributed author of the Tao Te Ching, arguably the most influential short text in world philosophy. According to Sima Qian’s Records of the Grand Historian (the earliest historical source, c. 94 BCE), Laozi served as a court archivist in the Zhou dynasty before becoming disillusioned with the decline of the kingdom. He decided to leave China entirely, riding a water buffalo westward. At the Hangu Pass on the western frontier, the gatekeeper Yin Xi recognized him as a sage and begged him to leave something of his wisdom before departing. Laozi sat down and wrote the Tao Te Ching — 81 chapters of radical, paradoxical philosophy — in a single session. Then he rode his water buffalo through the pass and disappeared from history (Records of the Grand Historian, Sima Qian).

The story is almost certainly legendary, and Laozi himself may be a composite of several historical figures, a literary fiction, or a genuine individual whose biography has been mythologized beyond recognition. Taoist tradition, characteristically, does not find this troubling. The text exists. The teaching works. Whether the teacher was “real” in the historical sense is a question that only a Confucian would insist on answering.

In Taoist religious tradition, Laozi was deified as Daode Tianzun, the third of the Three Pure Ones — the highest gods in the Taoist pantheon. The historical philosopher became a cosmic being, one aspect of the Tao itself made manifest. This deification occurred gradually over centuries, reaching its full form in the organized Taoist church of the Han dynasty and after.

Parallel: The most direct comparison is with the Buddha: both renounced the world, both left behind a transformative teaching, both may have historical cores wrapped in legend, and both were deified by their followers. But the differences are instructive. The Buddha sat under a tree and achieved enlightenment through intense effort over a single night. Laozi wrote a book and left. The Buddha founded a community (the Sangha) and spent 45 years teaching. Laozi handed 5,000 characters to a gatekeeper and vanished. The Buddha’s path requires decades of disciplined practice. Laozi’s path requires you to stop practicing. Compare also Enoch (Genesis 5:24), who “walked with God, and he was not, for God took him” — another sage who simply vanished from the world, leaving no body and no explanation.


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Nemesis / Counter

Confucius (according to legend, Laozi met Confucius and left him bewildered -- "I know a bird can fly, a fish can swim, a beast can run. But the dragon -- I cannot tell how it rides the wind and clouds. Today I have met Laozi, and he is like a dragon"). In truth, nothing "counters" Laozi because he does not oppose

Primary Source

*Tao Te Ching* (attributed); *Records of the Grand Historian* (Sima Qian, c. 94 BCE); Taoist liturgical traditions; *Zhuangzi* (references)

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